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  • How large is your manhood?
    The honest answer is: A little bit on the smaller side. Flaccid anywhere from 1-4 in.depending on varying atmospheric pressure, temperature or amount of anxiety that I'm feeling. The size of my erect phallus is actually personal and you'll just have to guess if I'm a grower until I release my first adult film to pay dem bills.
  • Will I get physical proof of purchase?
    A digital reciept will be sent with your 'confirmation of order' email. A physical reciept will also be provided upon delivery of your purchase.
  • Are we witnessing the end of civilization?
    Maybe.
  • Where's the nearest Mcdonald's?
    1.4 miles away.
  • How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
    8
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